Wash Yo' Hands!

I've held my tongue long enough, and after today I can't hold it off any longer. I've been quiet about this for too long. My hand has been forced.

FELLAS!! Please wash your hands after taking caring of business in the bathroom!

I will be petitioning that it be illegal for dudes who use the bathroom and don't wash their hands. For doing #1 w/o post soap = 1 year in jail. For doing #2 w/o post soap = 2 years in jail. Sentence has to be served like federal time, no time off for good behavior.

Maybe I'll start my own show, I think I'll call it "To Catch A Non-Hand Washer".

Do ladies deal with this same problem?

So what are we to do while we wait for me to get this law passed? Here are a few signs to look out for to identify a habitual non-hand washer.

1. Look out for the guy that's too eager to shake your hand. I don't know the correlation, just trust me.
2. Been known to drive a yellow car at some point in time.
3. Appears to be very neat and clean. (attempt to throw us off the trail...)
4. Nose picker (tissue not included).

Be careful out there, know that we all work with these guys and we need to flush'em out (no pun intended).

Good luck